Golf is a sport about precision, patience, and perseverance. That is why you are so incredibly horseshit at it. But you have to hand it to yourself, despite your innate aversion to hitting the fairway, and seeming magnetic attraction to hazards, you have the resilience to take the punishment and come back for more.

To celebrate you, we created our rage Booney hat, featuring an embroidered avatar of you breaking your new club over your knee. It's a testament to your undying passion for golf, despite the occasional misadventures on the course.

Stay comfortable and protected when fishing, hiking, or gardening. This Columbia hat features a high-tech sweatband, mesh vents, and wide brims made from a special fabric, all designed to keep you cool in the sun.

• 100% textured nylon poplin top, sides and brim
• Omni-Shade™ UPF 50 protection
• Omni-Wick™ moisture-management sweatband and mesh vents
• 3-inch brim
• Adjustable drawcord and toggle at the back
• Embroidered in America, Columbia logo on the front