NOT YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY GNOME

The perfect statuary to go with your newly-acquired Star Trek plants? Why, that would be the Star Trek Garden Gnomes, of course! They come in four flavours. Here's how the base reads on each:

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  Kirk - To boldly go where no man has gone before
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  Kirk & Gorn - I shall be merciful and quick - Gorn
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  Redshirt - Join Starfleet they said. It'd be fun they said
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  Spock - Live long and prosper

Personally, we're getting the Spock first because we need all the help we can get in making our garden LLAP.

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  ST:TOS gnomes for your garden
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  Officially-licensed Star Trek merchandise
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  Choose Kirk, Kirk & Gorn, Redshirt, or Spock
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  Protects your lawn from tribbles
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  Upright gnomes would also make great table centerpieces for a Star Trek wedding
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  Materials: Durable cast polyresin
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  Dimensions: Upright are 5" diameter x 9 1/2" tall; Redshirt is 8 3/4" long x 5 1/2" deep x 5" tall; Kirk & Gorn is 8" long x 6" deep x 10" tall